Aik darwaish ne farmaya k **
Aik zamana eesa aye ga k
Ek dost dosre ko dil se SMS kare ga
AUR ARR * dosra bus parh kar
muskraye ga....@@@@



School mein bachy k baap ne Teacher se kaha,

Madam ji thorri koshish aap kro
Thori hum karte hain,

Bacha tu nikal hi jaye ga....



Zara si mobil mein de jaga tu,

Zara sa inbox le sja,

Zara sa sent items mein ja tu,

Zara ko balance ko le ghata,

Mein bhejuun SMS tuj ko meri jaan bepanah..!! :))



Sardar biwi k office gya,
Biwi boss ki godh mein bethi dictation le rahi thi,
Sardar: Chalo bhagwanti,
aisi jagah kaam nahi karna,
jahan staff k liye kursi nahi...'





Pathan ne molana ko mara,
Kisi ne poocha isko kion mar rahe ho?
Pathan: o yara ye kehta hai tmam musalman jannat
k mazze lein ge
jannat meri biwi ka naam hai,,,,,






Question:
Why girs cry on wedding day
At the time of rukhasti?
Answer:
wo sochti hain k itney saal intezar karney k baad
b dula mila
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wo bhi sirf aik..





Dhoka mila jab humain pyar mein,

Zindagi mein udassi si chaa gayi,

Socha tha choorr dein ge iss rah ko,

Kambakhat mohaley main 1 or "BACCHI" aa gayi..............





Plz can u give me Rs. 2000/-
I will return u day after tomorrow.........
I need it help me out............
I know u have, plz....



'A sardar was talking to an ATM'






1 Pathan ne i bozurg se kuch poocha
Bozurg ne 2 thaparr lag diye
1 admi ne patha se poocha k tum ne kya bola,
Pathan:
Maine ne sirf ye poocha tha k
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14 August ki namaz kahan hogi...



A love Story
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aik machar ko murghi se pyar ho gaya.
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1 day they kiss eachother.
Murghi died of malairia and
machar died of bird flu.
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MORAL:
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"MOHABATTAAN SACHIAAN"

Teri dosti hum iss tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Waran ye bheegi ankhain le k kahan jayenge.....



Chand nikle ga tu dost dua mango ga,
Apne hisse mein muqaddar ka likha mangon ga,
Mein talab gar nahi dunya aur dolat ka,
Mein to RAB se sirf teri wafa mango ga.......

Teacher: Batao ye kon sa zamana hai?
Main naha raha hoon
Hum naha rahey hain
Tum naha rahey ho
Wo naha rahey hain
Wo nah rahey hain

Student: Sir barra sexy zamana hai.......!!!!!!!!!




Ladki subah naha kar apni sharwar
k andar agarbatti guma rahi thi

Ladke ne poocha: ye kia kar rahi ho?

Ladki:
Tum jao office mera b dukaan kholne ka waqt ho gya hai...





Baba mistri se:
"Bed mazboot bnana, is tay mundey ne kurri te chrrna hai".

Mistri:
"fikar na kro baba g,
bed nahi tootta bhawain
pura pind kurri tey char jaye".





Ek admi molvi sahab k paas gaya or poocha:

"kya larrki k sath sona gunnah hai?"

Molvi sahab:
"Gunnah tu nahi laikin masla ye hai k tum log sotey nahi ho"






Phir na sile gi jo Gand phat jye gi,
Zindagi jhant nahi jo phir ug jye gi,
Jo apne aap na de zabardasti le lo uski,
Warna zindagi masti mein nahi muth marne mein kat jye gi....



What is Re-Cycling?
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Ans: a sheikh used condom
the giming to his son to use it as a balloon
&
after burshing giving to his daugter
to use it as Hair Band.





Sohag raat k baad Sardar ji bole:
raat nu zayada dard te nahi hoya...
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Sardarni: nahi ji dard te bachpan vich hunda se....





In a Class
Lady teacher to students:
Always use condom to prevent AIDS.
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A Girl: Mam agar apko koi kahe k kulfi ko lifafe mein daal
k chuso tu apko Maza ayega??