Aik darwaish ne farmaya k **
Aik zamana eesa aye ga k
Ek dost dosre ko dil se SMS kare ga
AUR ARR * dosra bus parh kar
muskraye ga....@@@@



School mein bachy k baap ne Teacher se kaha,

Madam ji thorri koshish aap kro
Thori hum karte hain,

Bacha tu nikal hi jaye ga....



Zara si mobil mein de jaga tu,

Zara sa inbox le sja,

Zara sa sent items mein ja tu,

Zara ko balance ko le ghata,

Mein bhejuun SMS tuj ko meri jaan bepanah..!! :))



Sardar biwi k office gya,
Biwi boss ki godh mein bethi dictation le rahi thi,
Sardar: Chalo bhagwanti,
aisi jagah kaam nahi karna,
jahan staff k liye kursi nahi...'





Pathan ne molana ko mara,
Kisi ne poocha isko kion mar rahe ho?
Pathan: o yara ye kehta hai tmam musalman jannat
k mazze lein ge
jannat meri biwi ka naam hai,,,,,






Question:
Why girs cry on wedding day
At the time of rukhasti?
Answer:
wo sochti hain k itney saal intezar karney k baad
b dula mila
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wo bhi sirf aik..





Dhoka mila jab humain pyar mein,

Zindagi mein udassi si chaa gayi,

Socha tha choorr dein ge iss rah ko,

Kambakhat mohaley main 1 or "BACCHI" aa gayi..............





Plz can u give me Rs. 2000/-
I will return u day after tomorrow.........
I need it help me out............
I know u have, plz....



'A sardar was talking to an ATM'






1 Pathan ne i bozurg se kuch poocha
Bozurg ne 2 thaparr lag diye
1 admi ne patha se poocha k tum ne kya bola,
Pathan:
Maine ne sirf ye poocha tha k
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14 August ki namaz kahan hogi...



A love Story
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aik machar ko murghi se pyar ho gaya.
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1 day they kiss eachother.
Murghi died of malairia and
machar died of bird flu.
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MORAL:
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"MOHABATTAAN SACHIAAN"