Teacher: Batao ye kon sa zamana hai?
Main naha raha hoon
Hum naha rahey hain
Tum naha rahey ho
Wo naha rahey hain
Wo nah rahey hain

Student: Sir barra sexy zamana hai.......!!!!!!!!!




Ladki subah naha kar apni sharwar
k andar agarbatti guma rahi thi

Ladke ne poocha: ye kia kar rahi ho?

Ladki:
Tum jao office mera b dukaan kholne ka waqt ho gya hai...





Baba mistri se:
"Bed mazboot bnana, is tay mundey ne kurri te chrrna hai".

Mistri:
"fikar na kro baba g,
bed nahi tootta bhawain
pura pind kurri tey char jaye".





Ek admi molvi sahab k paas gaya or poocha:

"kya larrki k sath sona gunnah hai?"

Molvi sahab:
"Gunnah tu nahi laikin masla ye hai k tum log sotey nahi ho"






Phir na sile gi jo Gand phat jye gi,
Zindagi jhant nahi jo phir ug jye gi,
Jo apne aap na de zabardasti le lo uski,
Warna zindagi masti mein nahi muth marne mein kat jye gi....



What is Re-Cycling?
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Ans: a sheikh used condom
the giming to his son to use it as a balloon
&
after burshing giving to his daugter
to use it as Hair Band.





Sohag raat k baad Sardar ji bole:
raat nu zayada dard te nahi hoya...
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.
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Sardarni: nahi ji dard te bachpan vich hunda se....





In a Class
Lady teacher to students:
Always use condom to prevent AIDS.
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A Girl: Mam agar apko koi kahe k kulfi ko lifafe mein daal
k chuso tu apko Maza ayega??